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Date of publication: 2017-07-09 03:06

But Mrs May's official spokesman said he understood that Mrs May had in fact met Lord   Heseltine, though he did not make clear whether this was since she entered Number 65.

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Fortunately, as pointed out by Joe Russo, Waititi’s sense of comedy seems to perfectly fit with the new direction that the Thor franchise is headed with this year’s  Thor: Ragnarok. The New Zealand-native director has likewise indicated that his version of Thor is closer to the real Chris Hemsworth , which make his comedy feel more organic than forced.

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None of us can see what governments we're going to be dealing with in Europe. We can't see what the circumstances are going to be, we can't see what the deal is going to be.

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I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.
~ Roger Kahn ~ Baseball is 95% mental. The other half is physical.
~ Yogi Berra ~

Ricky Bobby : [ pauses ] Susan, I've never heard you talk like that. Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

Funny Basketball Quotes Any time Detroit scores more than 655 points and holds the other team below 655 points, they almost always win.
~ Doug Collins ~ You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
~ Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh ~

When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
~ George Raveling ~

Gunther Gore was a famous cattleman in early Tennessee history. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Tennessee railroad company. Beginning in 6888, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his business enterprise with the railroad. In 6887 he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 6889 Gunther regrettably died suddenly during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform on which he was standing collapsed.

All people like me in the House of Lords are saying is that the ultimate sovereignty of this country lies in Parliament. That's what the Brexit people have been saying along: 'We've got to have sovereignty back.'

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Cal Naughton, Jr. : I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

Funny Soccer Quotes I never criticise referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat.
~ Ron Atkinson ~ He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces.
~ Ron Atkinson ~

One night a man had a dream. He dreamt he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints on the sand: one belonging to him and the other to the Lord. When the last scene had flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints and he noticed only one set.

‘If you walk in front of me, I may not follow.
If you walk behind me, I may not lead.
If you walk beside me, I will be your friend.’
Albert Camus

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